The pension funds are grateful to smokers, no more to pay out.
LOWER TAXES: The state derives colossal revenues from the - non dissuasive - taxes on tobacco. If smokers did not pay these taxes, other people would have to foot the bill.
The generous and significant contribution of smokers lowers income tax for the other people, who are very grateful.
ABORTION or MISCARRIAGE: for women, guaranteed by the state.
For men, sperm degenerescence, together with a relatively humiliating examination: spermatography.
MORE RESEARCH: Society must find remedies. It therefore creates laboratories which have to be built: Which boosts the building trade.
Scientists, secretaries, accountants and a complete administrative infrastructure are required.
DEVELOPMENT OF THE MORTUARY SECTOR: Undertakers, florists, monumental masons.
PREMATURE INFANT DEATH: If all other contraception means have failed, do not lose hope, smoke!
This recommendation is valid for both the mother and the father.
The baby will remain the sole heir of this act of love and sharing.
Tobacco affects the respiratory reflex centres during sleep. And if everything goes according to plan, the baby dies prematurely. Big savings on the reduction in education costs, savings which can be reinvested in tobacco, of course!
100 % profit!
DEVELOPMENT OF ACTIVITIES RELATED TO ECOLOGY :
Smokers through away the empty packets any old place in the countryside. This creates job to pick them up.
Smokers contribute to reforestation, after throwing away their cigarettes without putting them out, setting fire to centuries-old forests.
They also contribute to the renewal of the fauna, since not all species manage to escape the fire.
FIGHT AGAINST IDLENESS:
Thousands of firemen and women remain alert, often isolated, on their guard for the outbreak of fire.
Some lose their lives, leaving behind women and children, but they had decided to be firemen, and it is so rewarding to sacrifice one's life for irresponsible people.
I AM FULL OF ADMIRATION FOR SMOKERS: Who have had this strength of character to start smoking in spite of the social barriers against it.
Personally, I admit, I am weak and have no willpower and I have never had the courage to start, but while there is life there is hope!
GOD BLESS THE JOINT: For those people who want to save time and avoid smoking all day long, it has just been proven that one joint is the equivalent of 20 cigarettes.
This is a super-quick way to go to heaven, why do without it!
The process can be speeded up by adding tobacco to this delicious blend, but this is a friendly tip and you enter the third dimension!
AND FOR THE STATE.